Yumemiru Danshi wa Genjitsushugisha ch 8

8. Girly Network

I climb the stairs and heading to the second grade classroom.

I asked Ashida about Rena Aizawa’s boyfriend in detail. She was very pleased when I carefully explained the 5 best reasons of why Natsukawa is cute, that only I might know as an information fee. When She left, she was looking at my face and said with a super smile, “Yeah, it was misunderstanding, but still You’re disgusting.”, did she think I’m just an amusement for her, huh? Dammit, I’ll make her pay.

By the way, the name of the ex-boyfriend of Rena Aizawa seems to be Kazuki Arimura, he’s senior in the second grade. It seems that Ashida often saw Aizawa in the corridor following the guy to the second year’ classroom and in the end, the guy took her back to the first year’ classroom. From that, it can be seen that Aizawa had been deep in love in senior Arimura.

I fix the position of the eye glass for disguise and walk around the corridor where the classroom for second year is located. I disguise like this just as a precaution. It would be scary if a senior student knew about me by any chance. So I want to avoid any contact with someone like that.

“…….There he is.”

Kazuki Arimura, I managed to find his information on SNS. It seems that he is good at sports and he have shorter hair than the photo I saw. If you just look at him from here, sure he give a vibe of a senior. He look like a kind of athletic bro… Wait, isn’t he so different from me? Aizawa-san, why’re you so unreasonable..…….

While playing with the smartphone, I approaches the senior and leans against the wall. It seems that he is having a romance talk with his classmate boys.

“As I thought, it’s Minase, right? I want to turn over that black-haired straight bangs and see her forehead.”

I understand that feeling. That mysterious magical power of the bangs.

A senior other than Kazuki Arimura is enthusiastically talking about Minase-san. I don’t know who she is, but I know how it feel…… I have a dream about a girl who hides her forehead with her bangs. If you blow on her bangs, and if she said say “Hyaaa–” after that…. I can die from that cuteness.

“For me, it’s Sajou-senpai from the third year.”


What a shocking remarks.

There is a senior who likes that female gorilla…! That’s Imposible! She’s a woman who yells, ‘Don’t lie!’, in angry at the scale in home. After that, she was in a bad mood, and when it’s time for dinner, she snatched away my hamburger steak too! Seriously, Doesn’t she said that she want to lose weight!!

“I want to be her younger brother and she will attacked me when she’s horny.”

Oh, he’s a ‘M’, I can understand then. The only one that suit my older sister is a pervert. However, I will not give my consent if my brother-in-law is a ‘M’, or else I will definitely cut off any ties I have. Anyway, if you think about it, it’s what a hell of fetish!

Well, I don’t care about that now!….. Next is Senior Arimura, the people around him said a lot, I don’t think he won’t say anything.

Unfortunately, the girl chosen by the other seniors is not Rena Aizawa. Since she came to me with ultelior motive, probably she want to make someone else feels bad. But maybe that someone is not me, since I never met Aizawa before, so I’m definetely not her target. Most likely her target is senior Arimura, who is her Ex.

My guess is that Senior Arimura has another person he likes. That’s why, that senior broke up with Aizawa, and Aizawa resented Senior Arimura. I think that is the cause of the feeling, “A man is such a creature”, that I sometimes feel from Aizawa.

Well, well, now, spit it all, Kazuki Arimura. Who on earth did you like?

“Arimura? What about you? Recently, you got dumped by your girlfriend, right?”

“…… Huh?”

Okay, okay, Stop, Stop. Stop the camera once. Hahahahaha. What?

Hmm, What? He got dumped? So, it was you who was cruelly got dumped by Aizawa? Instead be the one who throw cold water, it was his heart which got broken.

Then, is it that? Rena Aizawa dumped Senior Arimura because she fell in love with me…. Wataru Sajou at first sight? Hmm? But, it’s not possible no matter how I think about it. Because it’s me, you know? I have a face of 55/100….. I’m sorry, I put too much point, I think it’s only about 42.

Then what it is? Perhaps, Arimura-senpai to Rena Aizawa, he still……

“For me, It’s……… Natsukawa from the first year.”



I ・ can ・ not ・ understand.

Hmm, if I need to compete with him, isn’t it just impossible for me? If you think about it, I’m just a high school student everywhere, right? If you look at me at glance, I might not just an ordinary person, but I’m 100% sure, my spec is just average. And, I can’t solve the problem of men and women with just a little thought.

I wonder if I should just leave myself to the flow and continue flirt with Aizawa. Well, Aizawa definitely has some motive, and I don’t think she likes me or anything.

But isn’t she good? she’s cute too. Even if I got fooled by her, I don’t mind. Follow the flow and just let her deceive me, doesn’t that mean I’m a good man? Right? Girls all over the country, don’t you think so too?

“… Just right when I think you’re gonna back… Still, what are you thinking with such a grimace on your face huh, Sajo-chi?”

“It’s about my status.”

“You see, the commoners should just study silently.”

“Why are you so annoying, Shudra.”
[TN: So, ‘Shudra’ is a caste in an ancient Hindu, that can also be mean a servant?, yeah basically he’s mocking her, that’s she’s lower in status than him]

“Alright! I’ll take on your challenge!”

“You guys, stop it.”

Looking to the side, Ashida is hugging Natsukawa, who is sitting, from behind. Apparently it was the timing when Natsukawa and Ashida were flirting. In this situation, Usually I’ve taken some action against Natsukawa, so I guess Ashida wondered about me when I juts sat down silently.

With Natsukawa’s voice, I follow it like a dog and lay down my arms. Ashida looked at me and complained, “Huh, Sajo-chi, seriously?”. Yeah, this is my philosophy, don’t forget it.

“I, I know it! So, you’re still curious about Aizawa-san, right?”

“Eh? Ah, yeah…. well, that’s right.”


Wait, huh? When it comes to the relationship between men and women, there are experts at this school too! Even if I don’t think about everything alone, if I can connect to Ashida or the girly network around here and open the wiki page of Aizawa, the answer will come out in 5 seconds.

“I have a question for you two.”

“What, What is it…..”

“With Aizawa….”



The weight that rests on my back the moment I try to ask a question. And a sweet voice that I suddenly can hear. When I noticed that it was Aizawa, the thing that immediately transmitted to my back, that soft thing, I’m searching for it…!?? Fou-found it…!!

This is……… Aizawa, it was bad to say that it wasn’t that big, I’m sorry. I think it is about ‘C’-size! What I want to say is……. Right now, I’m happy……

“Ai, Aizawa-san!?”

“Aa! Maybe you’re talking about something? I’m sorry to disturb you!”

“Ah, no, it’s okay. It just about Sajo-chi, don’t mind.”

Even commoners have the right not to interrupt the conversation, Ashida-san!! This Sudra… damn you… aren’t you so courageous to stab a commoner? But, because the girls are scary, I’ll forgive you now!

“……Aizawa, move… aaa, it’s soft”

“Ew, this pervert.”

“Why don’t you go die?”

…….Am I in heaven right now?

Wit, wait a minute. To get happy by being cursed by Aizawa and Natsukawa, something is wrong with me. I’m sure due to the influence of the female gorilla who settled in the Sajou family, I became a little ‘M’. Wait, it’s not a little at all.

“It’s not daytime yet, but what’s wrong?”

“…Nothing? Suddenly, I just want to talk to Sajou-kun.”

“I, I see…?”

Recently, the frequency of Aizawa coming to see me has decreased little by little. Yesterday, I met her at the usual pavilion at noon. But what is her aim of coming to see me at this timing…? Moreover, she even make a physical contact that has never existed before. If I don’t have favorable of 95% in her eyes while doing this, doesn’t that mean she’s dangerous?

“Well then! Then! Aizawa-san, why don’t you tell us, the reason you broke up with your ex-boyfriend!?”


Oi, oi? Thanks to you, I can’t look directly at Aizawa’s face now. What do you do with this atmosphere? Even Natsukawa is open her mouth dumbfounded by it… still she’s beautiful as usual. Without thinking, it almost make me gulped. Hahah, I’m really disgusting.

Author’s Note : Why are girls so quick in circulating information….?


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